We are against any presence!
Mohsen Hashemi, head of the city council, said in opposition to the night life plan: “I am against the presence of my children in night life.” I also sleep at ten o’clock at night and wake up at five o’clock in the morning. Therefore, I have no desire for this plan.”
After this wonderful argument, other people also disagreed with several issues, which were as follows:
Another official said in opposition to the poverty alleviation plan for deprived areas: “I am against the presence of my children in deprived areas. I myself have not lived in those areas for many years. Therefore, I have no desire for this plan.”
An irresponsible person in opposition to the plan “Where is your child?” He said: “I am against the presence of my children in Iran. I am getting ready to go myself. Therefore, I am not interested in this plan.”
A protester against the plan of dual citizenship officials said: “I am against the presence of my children in Massachusetts, Miami, Arkansas and especially Las Vegas.” Every time I go to stay for two days, these kids say take us, take us too! Snake and tiger poison! They do not let a person reach his work and life. Therefore, I am not interested in this plan.”
Another noble said in opposition to the plan to deal with child marriage: “I am against the presence of my children in adulthood. I also took Menzel (the children’s mother) home when she was about eleven years old, and one day I said to her, Uncle, do you like Pastille? He said yes. I said yes, after marriage and Ishan was satisfied with this relationship.
Another professor said in opposition to the broadband increase plan: “I am against my children’s access to broadband.” I myself use a transistor radio and receive all the necessary information from all over the world easily with this device. Sometimes I even call radio programs from the telephone and say, please play a certain song, and to my surprise, they play it too, which is a strange occurrence. Of course, a few days ago, I heard that there are phones that work by dropping a coin, and I couldn’t believe it. Therefore, I am against this plan. If there is a need for written communication, God did not take away the telegraph from Adam.
A member of parliament said in opposition to the definition of political crime: “I am against the presence of my children in politics.” Whenever the news is shown on TV, I tune in to Nasim. There is a political discussion in the family, I say this is his own business and I close the discussion. Therefore, I am not interested in this plan.”
Another loved one said, “I am against the presence of my children in the bathroom.” I usually travel with an empty bottle of mineral water. Therefore, I have no desire for this plan.”
Another official said in opposition to the housing rent control plan: “I am against my children staying in rented houses.” I myself have bought and rented several properties for many years, so our lives must also be spent somehow. Therefore, I have no desire for this plan.”
And in the end, a concerned woman who made decisions about women said: “I am against even my presence in the football stadium, let alone my children.” As a family, we are interested in ping pong and chess, and thank God there is space for women to participate in these competitions.”
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