Be a child of an animal

My dear child! Be an animal!

Aydin Siyarsari

My dear child, fathers usually advise their children to be human, but today I want to tell you to be an animal. By the time you are born and grow up, according to estimates, humanity will be completely destroyed and you will have to put animals first. So I will give you some animal advice.

my dear child

Since you may become bloodthirsty and cruel when you grow up, I recommend that you be like a leech. Because the leech also sucks only two to three cubic centimeters of blood per year, and I wonder how some of our dear compatriots put liters of other people’s blood in a jar and then run away.

my dear child

Know that cockroaches can survive only up to 9 days without their heads and brains. I wonder how some people survive a lifetime without a brain. For this reason, put the cockroach on your head. But don’t pry into people’s lives and don’t eat people’s dirt like a cockroach.

my dear boy

Never be afraid of anything in life. Know that an ostrich egg weighs one and a half kilos. You already know.

my sweet child

During the period when your father lived, there were a number of people who said hey, we will not go back, but Michael Jackson did go back. Note that the only creature that holds true in this statement are kangaroos, which cannot naturally walk backwards. The rest of the creatures, including humans, say nap.

my beloved girl

The female crab eats her mate after mating. It is up to you to decide. I just wanted you grandson.

my dear boy

Know that the penguin with all his penguins keeps the egg for two months until his wife goes and prepares food for herself. If you have a baby, I won’t say two months, I won’t say a month, I won’t say a week, keep the baby for at least half an hour and let your wife go eat.

my dear child

Have three hearts like an octopus. One for your wife, one for your children and one for your country. Your mother and I are thinking about ourselves.

my child

Look at the peacock, how it opens its beautiful feathers and walks with pride and arrogance! But what is the use of this peacock? nothing Now look at the vulture, it is an animal that does not attack healthy animals, and by eating the carcasses of others, it prevents rotting and infection, and is very beneficial for the planet. So know that a beautiful face is nothing and beauty must be inside.

part of my body

I lied about the previous one. I said once, if you become ugly, don’t grab my collar or your mother’s collar.

dear heart

Do not enter politics. The strong and weak relationship in politics is like the relationship between a shark and a human. People tell you all their life that sharks are scary and murderous and wild, but the truth is that sharks kill only ten people a year, but humans kill a hundred million sharks every year. And you still think sharks are wilder. 

my sweet child

Be like the bird that sits on a weak and weak branch and sings for a moment and feels that the branch is shaking but continues to sing because it is sure that it has wings and feathers.

my dear

If you ever become a journalist, don’t be like your pet’s father, who pours water on his column whenever he is short. The previous advice was quoted from Victor Hugo’s Beautiful Quotes blog!

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