#Islami_Bidgoli | #FIFA has announced that women should have the right to enter stadiums, otherwise Iranian football will be banned. For this reason, the league games have not started yet, and the options of holding all the games without spectators and even suspending the league are on the decision table. I have several solutions to this problem:
1. Leave the filling of the stadiums on a contract basis to the friend and brother country, China (you know that foreign women are free to enter Iran’s stadiums and only Iranian women do not have such a right). After all, they have a good history of cooperation. Deny the issue for half a season. Then the MPs should form a working group to investigate the issue and its report will be read in a closed meeting at the end of the football season. If the matter is leaked in the middle of the season, #Mohsen_Rezaee should tweet that we have cleverly turned the threat into an opportunity to develop relations with China.
2. Sell tickets electronically only, so that only men can buy tickets. You can use the pre-sale software infrastructure of #IranKhodro and #Saipa so that non-insiders cannot enter the system. By allocating the budget and buying the system from them, some of the losses of several thousand billion tomans of car manufacturers will be reduced and a strong punch will be put on the mouths of the naysayers who say that the car industry is declining (one arrow and two signs).
3. The football federation should announce that the entry of women is free, but the judiciary should arrest the women who go to the stadium. If FIFA protests, say that in our country, the judiciary is completely independent and we cannot interfere in their decisions.
4. Match some spontaneously! to disturb women in the first weeks and then cancel the plan under the pretext of providing security.
5. Order a documentary to #Sada_va_Sima, in which it shows that the world’s spy services intend to infiltrate through stadiums. The advantage of this method is its speed; It does not take more than a few hours to make a documentary with the common quality of radio programs. If you want, you can order a series. From now on, you can count on actors like #Dariush_Farhang, #Mohammadreza_Sharifinia, #Leila_Otadi and #Aliram_Nuraei. If necessary, #Vahid_Rehbani, #Piyam_Dehkardi, #Nima_Shahrokhshahi and #Amin_Hiyaei are also available. #Hamid_Masouminejad and #Kamran_Najafzadeh can also prepare reports of women’s problems in Italian and American stadiums. Don’t forget their right to mission, please.
6. The last solution, which of course I know is not good, is to see how 200 other countries have dealt with this issue and how women enter the stadiums in those countries, do the same. Of course, the country’s treatment system must be ready, because some officials may have a stroke.
@donyayefootball
This post is written by amirBRZa