Thank God humanity is alive
I was watching TV when I saw a strange creature wearing a lab coat, mask and gloves came from the room into the hall, sat on the couch and stared in front of me. I said: Excuse me for asking, but can you introduce yourself and tell me what you are doing in my house? He didn’t say anything. I said: Are you a quarantine agent? Are we under siege? Again he did not say anything. I said: If you are upset, do you want me to go out? He lowered his mask and said, “I am your wife, fool.” If you let this mask stay on my face for two minutes! I was shocked I said: What kind of situation have you created for yourself? Do you really need this? He said: Yes, it is needed. I said: How? He said: I will tell you something, promise not to be afraid. You can’t play Gypsy either. I said: Tell me. He said: Officials say there is no fear of Corona and people should not worry. I yelled: “Ya Jed Brusli!” I jumped up and said: Do we have any more of these clothes? He said: No, we only had this one hand. I said with surprise, “You mean we already had it?” He said: Yes. At the same time when that lady gave a meeting to advise on proper dressing in front of her husband, I went to buy clothes for most jobs. Right now, the only suitable clothes for you are plumbing and well draining clothes. I sat down and said: May God himself have mercy on us. Don’t we have empty masks? He said: I went to buy it and the party said fifty tomans. I said: Well, you would buy it! He said: Dear, we should not support hoarders and high-priced sellers. Also, do not worry about announcing that it is a mask. I said: To whom to announce? He said: I think the target audience is the Chinese people. Because donating a million masks to China. I said: Thank God. Officials show that humanity is not dead. He said: Yes, really. If we all die, there are some who will not let humanity die. I said: Is humanity only in your class? Our humanity has thorns? He said: Your speech was also very racist. I said: What is racism? I only know Hasan Rivandi. He said: It means racism. I said: Yes. Does that mean that you didn’t cancel flights to China during this time because you weren’t resisting? He said: Exactly. I said: Thank God that humanity has not died. What should I do now that I don’t have a mask? He said: You are nothing. You can only take the usual precautions. For example, don’t shake hands or kiss. I said: Dad, this corona came by itself, but its culture did not come. He said: What happened? I said: Since he came, the kissing has intensified. Yesterday I went to a wedding where everyone was kissing each other. I came to shake hands with the groom’s father. Then he went to the bathroom and cried. He said: Oooh. Now don’t be too hard. You who wanted to die because of your inappropriate lifestyle, at least don’t break the hearts of your loved ones! I said: You are right. I approached him and said, so let me say goodbye to you for the last time. He pulled himself back. I said: There is nothing wrong with the clothes. He said: “Sir, I have the same clothes, I have to wear them everywhere.” This is a great sadness for me. Let this one hand stay clean. I said: I just wanted to hug. He said: Go hug that teddy bear. Hug him as if you hugged me. I went and hugged the bear and we were happy with the bear that humanity is not dead yet.
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